This is for people who are wide awake and have nothing to do.
So, I grew up listening to this on a tape with my Dad…it was part of Hell Freezes Over by The Eagles. I...
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with...
Russ challenges Matt & Trev to embarrass him. I almost had to pull my car off the road while listening to this yesterday, I was...
Nikki: I know what’s going on. I know what your dad’s doing to you.
Cameron: What am I supposed to do? This is my dad, Nikki!
Lily Evans at the Gryffindor table in the great hall.
“Why are you taking a picture of my tie, Potter?”
“Thought, it would remind you, that you don’t belong to the Slytherins..”
Taken by a jealous James Potter, winter 1974
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No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.
But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER
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people
that were born
in 2000
are
12
my brother was born the 25th of may 2000. He’s 12 today and its freaking me the hell out.
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“you just keep going to the bathroom always say you’ll be right back”
first time I heard this song, I cried because that one little phrase hit home.
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“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
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