They Call Me The Genre Spanner

I'm Maisie, pronouced MAY-ZEE. Was English, now Australian, 15 years old. Coles Check-Out Chick by trade, Coles Check-Out Chick by nature. I like to pretend I will one day be famous.

SIMON AMSTELL IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

My Tumblr is basically just all of my favourite TV shows, bands and people knocked up together in a hurried, messy glob, with the occasional word-vomit rant from myself.

CONGRATUWELLDONE.

English accents are end game.

My music taste just kind of depends on the day I'm having.

I basically just blog about my awkward encounters and how much I love Dakota Blue Richards and Noel Fielding.

PS I like your face.
Posts I Like

… I still ship St. Berry.

marauderdreams:

Lily Evans at the Gryffindor table in the great hall.
“Why are you taking a picture of my tie, Potter?”
“Thought, it would remind you, that you don’t belong to the Slytherins..”
Taken by a jealous James Potter, winter 1974

marauderdreams:

Lily Evans at the Gryffindor table in the great hall.

“Why are you taking a picture of my tie, Potter?”

“Thought, it would remind you, that you don’t belong to the Slytherins..”

Taken by a jealous James Potter, winter 1974

(via thebottomofacoalmine)

keybladeninja11:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight. 

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER

(via everythingsklainenothinghurts)

someone remind me to watch little birds

it looks so good omg

also juno temple is perfect

otp5ever:

quinsee:

people 

that were born

in 2000

are

12

my brother was born the 25th of may 2000.  He’s 12 today and its freaking me the hell out.  

(via hilarious-asshole)

somecallmeaustralia:

“you just keep going to the bathroom always say you’ll be right back” 

first time I heard this song, I cried because that one little phrase hit home. 

(via a-gastopia)

penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived

(via boytier)